tjp's blog: June 2007

Friday, June 15, 2007

heres a joke

heres a joke i didn't get of the internet

Qwhy were the pilgrims pants falling down

Abecause they wore there buckles on there hats

mood ring
wife says my husband gave me a mood ring. when i am good it turns green when i am bad he has a red mark on his forehead.

Ederly
Q: What is in between an 80-year-old woman’s breast
A: Her belly-button

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

jokes

from now on instead of cheats its going to be jokes heres todays

In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. nj.Attention Gooley:
In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.
In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Blair!In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. cj!
In Detroit, couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. Jenine!
In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. Gypsy!
In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. Gypsy?