my daily jokes r back

and if you dont like the way i roll wit it then you can go fall in a ditch shoot urself and then you can die for all i care mo-fos

joke catagorey:yo mama

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world


Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized


Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"


yo mama is so stupid she thought mena pause was a VCR button


Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!


Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. (now ive got one problem with this if she was so ugly how would she get a dude, and if somehow she did the guy must have lost a bet or something)